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Slut exposé
Monday, January 17, 2011 | 8 comments
As some of you might have read, previously I wrote an entry on the boyfriend's ex. Point aside, I have to stress that I was actually nice. You know how hard it is for me to be nice to people who aren't behaving nicely to begin with. =) For starters, I didn't even reveal her name. But all that is about to change. Her name is Valerie Loh Wan Yi. Oh, maybe you know her? Tampines North Primary School, Springfield Secondary, Nanyang Poly School Of IT (Diploma in Infocomm & Technology)? Maybe you think she's an angel? But HAHAHAHA, think again. Let's begin the ride to showing the true colours of this true-blue SLUT.

Shortly after that "boyfriend's ex" entry was written, I happened to see Valerie on MSN through my boyfriend's account, early one morning while he was still sleeping and his MSN was logged in through my desktop. It took me ages to contemplate if I should even speak to her, because I didn't trust myself to continue being nice so early in the morning. I DID speak to her in the end, and that was only because once she saw "A" come online (but it was actually me), she immediately changed her sub-nick to this:



That pissed me off. Seriously she's just trying to get A's attention! But too bad, it's me this time. First she implied on her blog that I stole A when I had zero shit to do with it. And now, the MSN sub-nick. If she wants to insult A and call him "ugly" because she's sore and bitter that he dumped her, then fine - she could have said, "I think you're ugly." or whatever. But "ugly couples"? ME again???? What the fuck have I gotta do with it again? HA! Never mind that. I succeeded in being civil, again. =D She, on the other hand, was fake through and through. I only realised that after some of my girl-friends saw the MSN exchange and said she was "acting innocent". And true enough, the more I read, the more I thought everything that came out of her damn mouth was so atrociously plastic. MSN convo here:


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First of all, THIS IS THE INTERNET. Since she chose to write PUBLICLY, she doesn't get to choose who sees it and who doesn't. If she wants to choose, blog privately and give the intended party a password to view or something. But in this case, she thought no one would come across it except A. What wishful thinking. I saw it too, and now everyone else is seeing it. Are you going to blame me for something you yourself, put on a PUBLIC platform???? Fuck you, seriously. Don't come and tell me "all this is unwanted" when you were the one who put your guard down and blogged publicly. Don't come and make it sound like it's my fault. Fuck you. She said the blog post wasn't about A. She said she quote the post from Tumblr because she found it to be true. Well, if it wasn't about him, why is the blog post tagged with his name?:



So it IS about him. And if the man in question is him, then who else could have "stolen" him? Who else could she want to take revenge on? I'm with him now. Who else but me? She can't even lie properly, or even attempt to weasel her way out of a confrontation properly. You can almost hear the air deflate out of me because it's like a punching bag with no sand.

I censored names and pictures and everything because it was way back then when I was still nice. But one example of a total slut? The MSN display pic with fake-squeezed boobies spilling out her top:



And another? A message from another girl who was upset because Valerie was the third-party in their relationship:


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And you'd think that my relationship was the only one she set out to screw up. Poor victim of hers acting all vulnerable and shit, and in turn Valerie fed her a whole bunch of BULLSHIT back. WTF is, "I won't do anything that will jeopardise your relationship nor mine, really. Please, remember that he loves you more than anything else. Yes, you!"???? Do you seriously want people to buy into your fuckin' innocent act????

I think she saw my "boyfriend's ex" entry after that MSN conversation, I don't know. And even though I was nice (I know, I said that so many times already... I'm such an angel!) and didn't reveal her name or face, I think she wasn't happy about it. Too bad! She could have refrained from reading, but it's not my fault if curiosity kills the cat. I didn't say anything wrong anyway. And to show her unhappiness, she wrote this on her blog:


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Who calls themselves "juvenile" when they're being juvenile?? Oh, right. Juvenile people. Anyway, babe (trying to act friendly like you, detect any sarcasm?), I shan't catch you. How about I write an entry all about you (like what I'm doing right now) and let the entire world do the catching? =) Or maybe you could try and catch up with the total embarrassment you feel after this whole thing. Let's start with this video about you pissing your EX-boyfriend off and making a video like this to apologise:

Being a bloody stupid chink from Gina O on Vimeo.


AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Familiar or not??? WHAT THE FUCK IS, "I DO UGLY FACE MAKE YOU HAPPY, OKAY? SEE. MMMM. MMMMM. HUMMMMM. MMMMMMM. HRRRRRR. ERGHHHHH."????!!!!! My goodness gracious. WHAT is that?! I could die laughing! Imagine how funny it'd be if someone did a spoof video on this. Hahahahaha. Seriously, don't expect to be forgiven with a cheena video like that. If I were the intended recipient of this grossly act-cute video, I would have given her 2 tight slaps. Actually I also feel like shoving 2 pencils up her very-prominent nostrils. Really MAJOR EPIC FAIL. (T_T)

Fail screen grabs:

















Jeeeeeesus, those NOSTRILS. That mouth. THOSE HORSEY TEETH! Someone give her a Guiness World Record.

Moving on, I have several print-screens of her blog entries for all eyes to see that I am in fact, supposed to be an outsider in her PAST relationship with my current boyfriend:


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This is a little story she reposted from Tumblr. I have a strong feeling she only reposted it because it described her so well:


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I understand if it's hard to let go of someone you're still in love with, but please know your boundaries, especially if that someone is already attached. And to make it worse, in this case, so is she! I wonder if her boyfriend is even keeping her in check?! Jesus. I really hate it when people disturb my peace, and I hate it even more when they accuse me of something I did NOT do and then act all innocent and self-righteous about it. Valerie, please think about why you got dumped, like seriously. If you hadn't been greedy like you said so yourself in all the above blog entries, would you be where you are today? Without A? Do I even know you? I don't. Honestly, don't you think it's a bit ridiculous to blame me for everything you screwed up before when I didn't know you then, and still don't know you now? Instead of pointing fingers, reflect on yourself. You're not ugly, but you're just a typical cheena ah-lian. For example, you wear and carry fake branded goods:



If you don't have money to buy REAL Chanel, then save up for it. Don't be a fucking walking pasar malam, you make yourself look like a complete joke. Not even giving yourself a fake middle name like "Valencia" is going to make you any less cheena nor redeem yourself from being ching-chong. And you like Hello Kitty and My Melody right? They have the fake pirated ones at pasar malams too!!!! LOL! I don't mean to keep calling you "cheena", but if you don't remember, you call yourself cheena too!:


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So am I right to say you are, since you said you are? And cheena people act cute a lot right? Like posing while "crying"?:


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Or maybe, saying "HIAK" all the time?:


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WTF is "hiak"????? I only know of "hahaha", "hohoho" or "hehehe". "Hiakhiakhiak" is definitely new to me. Me and my girl-friends were having such trouble trying to laugh it out because we couldn't figure out how. When we finally did, we laughed so hard because it was so fucking cheena and retarded. And FYI, we laughed "hahaha", not "hiakhiakhiak". LOL. And when we say you're so retarded, we meant SO retarded. We don't replace "so" with "zhor" like you do. "Oh you're zhor retarded, zhor retarded!" Ummm... No. "So" is just fine, thanks. And neither do we go sing karaoke day in, day out singing Chinese songs and calling it "ksing".

I heard she didn't even know what Haji Lane is. She only goes to Bugis Street. I can tell... Her entire dressing sense just screams "Bugis Street ah-lian". When A brought her to Haji Lane, it was like opening her eyes to a new world. So when she finally realised Haji Lane was actually just next to Bugis Street, she started bringing her friends there to shop and smoke sheesha, and dressed indie to fit in:



-_-"' I don't know which is worse, being a cheena lian or being a fake hippie. Apparently she also copied everything A did, from liking vintage and silver jewelry to praying to the same God even though she's Buddhist. A has this thing about praying before every meal, and just because Valerie was "in love" with him, she prayed before every meal too. LOL! If I saw that, I'd think she was mumbling to herself/her food instead, man. So funny. I think this "love" became unhealthy because like she stated in her blog post before, she would tail A's ex (the one before her) to make sure he wasn't meeting the ex. And she did this too:


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A clearer picture of her print-screen:


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*shudders* I don't know why I ever felt insecure about her before? All my friends were like, "Wah lau, you say until like damn pretty like that. This kind of face, I see one time I sian. I see second time, I feel like doing plastic surgery on them myself. 小妹妹 leh!" HAHAHA! I have such hilarious friends. I might be mean but at least I'm truthful, and when I say she's not hideous, she's not. But there's just something about her face that I can't quite place my finger on...........:





These last 3 pictures are just for kicks, just because I like it and I think it's funny, can?:


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^____^ After she realised just what she was up against, she got so upset that she wrote this on her blog:


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I started it first? Really? What, did I teach/tell you to be greedy and screw up your relationships? If you wanna talk about who started it first, why don't you go to the time BEFORE I existed? Good idea, no? Well, it's not an idea. It's the truth.

Oh, and before I forget, her "BFF" also threatened me with this:


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LOL. I am sooooo scared, I'm cowering in a corner with fear?! Meryl dear, please do not attempt this again. I thought I felt a breeze in my face when I'd have expected a tornado. If you want to start your "dignity talk", start with your own best friend. From what I see, she has ZERO dignity if she could cling on to someone who doesn't even want her anymore, so desperately. Since you already said it's "someone else's old shoe", why's she still holding on to an old shoe?? Who does that? ONLY BEGGARS. Can't blame her, she doesn't know better... And I suppose you don't know better too. 小妹妹s don't scare me. If you wanna talk to me about being nasty, you haven't seen nasty yet. I suggest you'd better go do something about your bug eyes or weird lips, or rearrange your entire auntie face, instead of being so free to butt into something that has nothing to do with you whatsoever. Maybe then I'd take you as less of a JOKE.

And if you think Valerie is an angel, think twice. Apart from being a slut (can't tell from her face, right?!), she can even bitch about her friend on her blog!:


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Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, I wonder who she's talking about? Meryl, Vanessa, Angel? Well, the person in question should know. =) I couldn't care less.

Honestly speaking, NOBODY told this Valerie slut to be this greedy. NOBODY told her to want so much attention when she can't even handle so much herself. NOBODY screwed up her relationship with A. And I wouldn't even talk about her now if she had known her limits and refrained from talking bull about me. It's time for her to wake up from her "My Melody" lala land and smell the cow dung, and stop blaming each and every person for the mistakes she made. She should learn to stop being so greedy because nobody is perfect, and if she refuses to understand that she'd never be happy. And that is not my fault. Have some self-love, darling, and stop being so needy and attention-seeking towards almost all the guys you meet because you can't handle it. For what??? I heard she even came between this couple and caused them to break up. Tsk tsk. When guys approach her in the streets, "Er... Hi, miss. Can I be your friend?", she'd act all shy and hesitant and giggle etc, and in the end she'd still give out her number, even when she was already attached. That is fucking major "ewww"! That's like the "ah-lian-ah-beng" world of making friends. I thought that was over like, 10 billion years ago. From what I know, she was hanging out with a lot of different guys, and even though she promised she wouldn't, she still did. One fine day, A called but she didn't pick up the phone. When she did and was asked where she was, she said she was hanging out with "Vincent and the rest", and when A got upset, she got upset too and tried to pick a fight with him (again, for the 24814769515th time). A had every right to be suspicious, 'cos you know why? Vincent is now her current boyfriend. Talk about wanting the best of both worlds!!! Geeez!

If you understand Chinese, you'd understand the meaning of "拿得起,放得下". Meaning, if you can pick it up, you can in the same way, put it down. She obviously knows it too, but sadly she can't carry out that action. Anyway, this whole entire thing is over now so long as she doesn't show up in our lives again but before it did, I was aware that she got a very, very bad verbal thrashing from A. I read the SMSes in which he told her to stop her nonsense, etc. He also told her to treat Vincent better 'cos he deserves better. Sadly, it's true. To have an ex, or anyone for that matter, tell you to treat your boyfriend better, you really have to be a failure. She sounded extremely upset, but I think she deserves it. Really, nobody told her to be such a pest and then now this. Neither me nor A said anything at first, but that doesn't mean she can take it up a few damn notches. Fancy already losing the guy to me, and then still having the cheek to issue me a challenge for me to "catch her". And even that, she lost as well, and cried running away with her tail between her legs. Isn't that just the saddest thing ever. =) Guys, next time when you see Valerie out, please make her feel better for me. Please remember to say "HIAK" to her! Just for the record VAL, my boyfriend and I will still be happy with or without you, so I suggest you might as well quit trying.

"Don't play the bitch game with someone who can play it better." xoxo. GAME OVER.

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